Miss USA + Entertainment
step 1
when in doubt, remain silent
step 2
when asked about your past, give vague open ended answers
step 3
have a great name
step 4
look fantastic in a suit
look fantastic in casual wear
look fantastic in anything
sound good
smell good
kiss good
strut around with supreme confidence
be uncannily successful at your job
blow people away anytime you say anything
take six hour lunches
disappear for weeks at a time
and so on...
Wednesday, January 28, 2009